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Tytherley, June 20 '09 (away)
Whiteparish won by 31 runs
Good Points
• Birdman stepping in at the last minute rather than going down the nuddy beach
at Studland thus saving his parts from being frazzled this week.
• Batting first and scoring well over 200 again.
• Another century from the Captain although he was dropped more times than a
whore’s drawers.
• Steve’s quick-fire 31 not out in the last few overs including one majestic
flick over square leg for 4.
• Pondy was crap in the field for Tytherley but good for comedy value.
• Fabulous tea although Miguel was a bit gluttonous with the chicken drumsticks.
• A great all round bowling and fielding performance as Tytherley made a
good effort at chasing down the target but went from 177 for 3 to 204 all out with
Jack and Steve taking 4 wickets each and Captain Flap snaffling 2 catches (both amazingly
taken cleanly for once).
• No byes let through by the Great Bartelli and even more incredible was that
he took a catch behind the stumps.
• The team being re-united with the catching cradle and using it more than when
it was over at Whiteparish.
• Funniest moment of the day was when Lofty, who was watching from the pavilion
on crutches due to a seriously damaged ankle, stubbed his cigarette end out using his
bad foot and then proceeded to scream like a banshee! Is he part of the rapidly
expanding brain sharing scheme?
• Taking the piss out of Lord Harris at the Kings Head afterwards.
Bad Points
• Greg getting boozed up the night before and crying off in the morning due to
feeling ill – internal club disciplinary now pending. Most likely punishment is
demotion to the Death or Glory 1st team.
• Pondy’s sledging of Kevvie’s batting, “What are you doing in at number 5 Kev,
have you misread the batting order?”
• Kevvie shitting himself when a nasty bouncer followed him and rapped him on
the arm and then saying the reason he crapped himself was because he hadn’t batted much this season.
• Mr Noisy batting with his feet firmly encased in concrete.
• Pondy farting at the non-striker’s end during Jack’s run-up to try and put him off.
Summary
Whiteparish 235 for 4 off 42 overs (Captain Flap 108*, Steve 31*)
East Tytherley II 204 all out off 40 overs (Jack 8-2-24-4, Steve 10-0-62-4)
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